Rhodri Blog

Rhodri gets an email

rhodriblog — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:34:46 +0000

Rhodri received an email from the US police department over the weekend telling him to stop trying to contact Emily.

Rhodri feels angered at this, emily unblocked him not long ago, he saw this as a sign of reconciliation, despite the fact she did so to tell him to stop trying to contact her and re-blocked him again.

More Emily obsession

rhodriblog — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:29:24 +0000

Rhodri has taken to logging into Emily’s MSN account, masquerading as her to find out who she is talking to.

Rhodri has met a new woman

rhodriblog — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:44:44 +0000

She’s 38.

Rhodri met her on the internet.

She can’t meet up with him on Friday as she is having sex with someone else.

Rhodri relieves himself

rhodriblog — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:28:42 +0000

Rhodri was in a club on the weekend in an attempt to enjoy himself.

Unfortunately for him fate has other plans for his night.

He shat himself. In the middle of the club.

Apparently he farted and followed through.

Rhodri involves his friends

rhodriblog — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 17:29:13 +0000

Rhodri has emailed Emily’s parents posing as a friend of his. Stating that he thinks that their daughter is a c**t.

When said friend discovered that Rhodri had done this, he was obviously angered at his actions.

Rhodri couldn’t understand why.

Reality bites

rhodriblog — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:50:22 +0000

Rhodri is very depressed today. Emily has cut him out completely and he doesn’t understand why. Apparently she wanted to work things out.

He spent the day with friends. He was very quiet.

Hours later he told them he saw two people having sex in the flat opposite.

Rhodri wants to join the police

rhodriblog — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:54:06 +0000

Soon after finishing university, Rhodi decides that he wanted to join the police. He started the selection process and was confident about his chances of getting in.

That was until a few weeks later he is thrown out of a club. When the bouncer who ejected him from the premises turned his back, Rhodri ran up behind him and started punching him in the back of the head.

The bouncer and the club want to press charges.

Rhodri gets a caution.

Rhodri doesn’t get into the police.

Restraining Order

rhodriblog — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:43:15 +0000

Emily’s parents have got a restraining Order out on Rhodri.

After Emily moved back to the USA, Rhodri adds her folks on facebook and tells them its nice to meet the parents of his girlfriend. They have never heard of Rhodri. They did know of the guy that Emily was ‘cheating’ on Rhodri with. Emily had kept him a secret. Her parents are concerned.

Soon after Rhodri and Emily ‘break up’. Rhodri starts sending emails to her parents telling them he’s worried about her. This was a step too far and they decide to start getting a restraining order.

As it turns out, this happened before Rhodri flew to the USA to meet Emily. In a hotel. 50 miles from her home.

Cheats on him twice. Lives 6000 miles away. Got a restraining order on him. Changed her number. Deleted him on msn. He’s a lucky guy.

Rhodri ponders Emily’s actions

rhodriblog — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 19:53:16 +0000

Rhodri says:

Last I heard from Emily was her saying she wanted to make things better, and leaving for her parents’ for the weekend and saying she’d get in touch if she could

Gillan says:

why did you laugh to yourself?

MAFF says:

Rhodri says:

and I’ve just realised she’s changed her number and deleted her email account.

cause it looked beautiful

Gillan says:

haha

MAFF says:

so she’s trying to cut you off?

Rhodri says:

That’s the only thoguht that occurs

MAFF says:

mate

MAFF says:

time to give up

Rhodri says:

I want to know why

i also thought about turning to crime to get more

Rhodri says:

Last I heard from Emily was her saying she wanted to make things better, and leaving for her parents’ for the weekend and saying she’d get in touch if she could

Rhodri says:

and I’ve just realised she’s changed her number and deleted her email account.

**** says:

so she’s trying to cut you off?

Rhodri says:

That’s the only thoguht that occurs

**** says:

mate

**** says:

time to give up

Rhodri says:

I want to know why

He’s back

rhodriblog — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:01:19 +0000

Rhodri is back from America. Details are vague. All we can be certain about is that he spent most the whole trip in a hotel, where he apparently had sex with this woman. This can neither be confirmed nor denied, although it is understood that their coupling was unprotected. Is she pregnant? We can only hope.

She did return the iPod he sent to her as a present after she told him she was sleeping with other men. She also told him that she didn’t want a relationship.

Essentially Rhodri went to the USA to be told he wasn’t wanted and for mediocre hotel sex.

The strange thing about this tale is that apparently Emily paid for the whole trip.